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 WTF!!! The Governator of California would like you to know that you will now be paying substantially more in taxes so he can cover the medical needs, food stamps and rent for illegal aliens who, by the way, pay absolutely zero in taxes. If he would cut them off from these taxpayer funded freebies, he could balance the state budget and the illegals would flee back to their countries. Our water reserves would be saved and it would reduce the demand for electricity, fuel and other resources. WTF!!!

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Site Updated:  June 6, 2009

If you are offended by or otherwise against tobacco use please leave now. We smokers and producers of fine smoking instruments have been hit hard enough by politicians and others seeking to take away the few freedoms we have left. Enough is enough. If it weren't for tobacco, our first cash crop, there would have never been the funding to get our great country started.

God Bless the United States of America.


Hi, my name is Gregg Bloom. This site was set up in February, 2005 to promote my CD "Severe Tire Damage" which in one year, made it around the world. In 2006, I decided to expand it to include my hand made smoking pipes. Since mid 2006 it has been completely dedicated to my pipes. I welcome you to enjoy my art. Now, I will tell you the "GM Pipes" story.

The Story of G.M. Pipes From The Beginning.

It all started in April, 1959 in Hollywood, California. That is when my ship was drawn into your atmosphere and crashed.....er.....I mean.....um.....that was when I was born.  OK, back to the story. As far back as I can remember, there were always a couple of racks of pipes on the end table next to the couch and at night my Dad would spark one up. I can remember him sitting in his chair so peacefully puffing nice and slow. This was his time to unwind from a hard day's work and the magnificent aroma of his "Cherry Blend" would fill the apartment. He didn't know it (or he did and didn't mind), but when he was at work I liked to take the pipes off the rack and look at them and once in a while would pretend to smoke them. I always liked the look, smell and taste of the pipes. My Mom has a picture somewhere of me when I was about 18 months old standing on a chair with one of the pipes in my mouth. If we find it, I will put it on the site. It is a hoot!!! In 1963, we moved to a real house in the valley when my Dad got a job out here. At the time, Canoga Park was still a small town in the west end. Now it is the "Big City". Well it wasn't long before I was out in the garage carving wood into what I thought were pipes. What a mess I made of both the wood and my Dad's tools. Yikes!!! When I was 12,  I thought I had it all figured out so I got to it. Hoping to make my Dad proud, it was made out of a carved up pine 2X4 (I know, I know, wrong) and looking back the draw hole was way too big. I gave it to him for his birthday. Being the man he was, he said it was great and put it on the rack next to his favorite pipe. He didn't say it was made incorrectly, but instead gave me a history lesson on how pipes were and are made and the materials used. The next year I made myself one and one for him out of Maple. The hard part was finding stems. I didn't know you could buy one from the smoke shop so I used a hardwood dowel and shaped it like a vulcanite stem. It worked and smoked very well. Only one regret, there weren't any pipemakers locally so I never got to apprentice with one. Many of the pipemakers today have had the opportunity to learn from a master. I had to wing it and sometimes feel that I am still winging it. There is something to learn every time I make a pipe. I stopped my attempts at pipe making until I was in my 20's. At that time, in the 1980's, little pipes were all the rage and were selling really well. Hmmmm, wonder why. So I thought I would get back into it again. Seemed easy enough since people would buy them, lose or toss 'em and would have to buy another one. A good business at the time, but my interest was with real tobacco pipes and so I progressed. Working with several kinds of hardwoods and the occasional block of actual Briar, finding a supplier of vulcanite stem blanks and a desire to make every piece perfect, I was on my way. I made pipes for a few years, but ended up being so busy with the day to day ordeals I put it on the back burner until about 9 years ago. At first working outside when the weather was good (which is almost always here), I finally built a small shop in my apartment about 4 years ago. I have pictures of my 5X7 foot shop on the picture page. It is amazing how much work can be done in a tiny area. Making pipes, restoring old estate pipes and interest in "new old" stock (old pipes never smoked) keeps me busy now. Since I finally figured out that making pipes is what I really love to do, one day I will move my tools to a larger facility. Well that is the story and thank you for reading it. Please look at all the pages in this site. You will find pictures of some of my designs and I will be constantly updating the photos as new art is produced.

Site Dedication


I would like to dedicate this web site to my late Father Howard Bloom who taught me to be a craftsman and all the things a real man needs to know to survive.

To my Mother Sandra Chase who taught me what it means to be a loving and caring person.

To my loving and beautiful Wife Mardiana (Mary) Bloom who keeps me well loved, well fed and well.......just well!!! I love you baby!!!


Please make sure to visit often and check out photos of the latest designs. These pipes are all for sale unless the word "sold" is in the description. There is the "How To Order" page at the bottom of the site menu. If you are interested in any of the designs, have any questions at all or you would like something custom made, be sure to e-mail me. If a price is not listed, I will send a quote including the shipping charge. There is never a handling fee and I ship by USPS Priority Mail with delivery confirmation. You will find my e-mail address all over this site. Just click on the link and drop me a line. Send this site to a friend by copying the site address and pasting it in an e-mail to someone you think would enjoy it. Thanks again for visiting this site and I hope to hear from you.


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Update On My Injury
Many of my fellow collectors, clients and friends have e-mailed me after reading the last posting about my back injury and wanted to know how I am progressing. First, I wanted to thank you all for your concern, prayers and best wishes. For those who don't know, I was injured at work over 2 1/2 years ago. It is compressed discs in my back which have been giving me a lot of pain. I have been treated by Physicians and truly caring Therapists with little improvement if any. The pains in my legs are a little less frequent, but still happen and will continue to. I have a few more options which I am going to pursue. I will not be subjecting myself to surgery even though the Doctor feels it will help. The reason for this is that I have spoken with people who have had the same surgery and they all told me it either didn't work or it only helped a little. I can live with the pain as long as I can still walk and have a semi-normal life. As of this posting, I can spend about 30-45 minutes at a time standing in the shop before I need a break for my back. I sit for about 20 minutes then return to my art. Pills help a little, but I wouldn't take pills before working with tools anyway. Production has slowed a bit, but I have found that my pipes get better since I spend more time making them. A blessing and a curse? Maybe, but you will still get a finely crafted pipe, it might just take a little longer. Thanks again for your concern and don't let this stop you from purchasing and enjoying a G.M. pipe!

The "Inspector", If she ain't happy, it don't get shipped!!! All kidding aside, my wife Mary is the greatest supporter of my art. Thanks Honey.

 
   
 

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